News Bulletin

A streaker has been reported in the vicinity of the Farm Road Flats at Lincoln University in Canterbury, New Zealand. This photo, obtained from an unnamed source, is believed to portray the act in progress. One witness, who wished to remain anonymous, said they were just cleaning up after dinner when sudden squeals of delight from the common area drew them outside. "Tearing across the lawn was this little man who was wearing no clothes! He had red hair and he giggled like mad - I thought perhaps it was a wee leprechaun up to some shenanigans." A spokesperson for the Griffiths family of the United States, indicated that the event had offended some of their more delicate sensibilities, but when pressed later admitted that " he was kind of cute". The Garey family, also visiting from the U.S. and living in the Farm Road Flats, were not available for comment.